You are experiencing minor technical difficulties

On the way back from lunch today, the elevator in GP South got stuck somewhere near the third floor. It jolted to a halt, and the recorded voice told us, in a very soothing tone, that You are experiencing minor technical difficulties. Actually, I thought, it’s you who’s experiencing minor technical difficulties – we’re just stuck. After the control software rebooted, or whatever it is it does to right itself, we were soon on our way again. Thank goodness for that, because with seven people in the elevator, it could soon have gotten very uncomfortable!