2004-04-01 00:21:34

Had a big night out last night. This morning I woke up with a very sore bottom. I was a bit hesitant to check what was wrong with it. To my absolute shock and consternation, I found I had Tux the Linux penguin tatooed on one cheek and "Microsoft Sucks" tatooed on the other cheek. This is very surprising, given that my geek attitude is much less in evidence these days. But apparently after a few drinks I am still that geek rebel. Suddenly I’m remembering flashes of the Valley from last night. I wonder what else I did? Anyway, I’ve booked myself into the PA hospital for surgery, because there’s no way in hell I’m living the rest of my life with a penguin tatooed on my arse.